Flatulence on toast

Flatulence on toast

Sep 17

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simsgonewrong:

He stole my stereo, bathtub, and a table but I stole his heart.

simsgonewrong:

He stole my stereo, bathtub, and a table but I stole his heart.

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jimmycarter:

one time i walked into a unisex bathroom bc it didnt say it was engaged and a man in full clown costume was in there peeing and he was like “fuck” but he had a smile painted on his mouth so it looked like he was really happy about the situation. it was horrible. go d i hate clowns. fuck clowns

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fuyuhikopeko:

lifehackable:

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just steal your friends passwords. while youre at it, steal their credit card info too! steal everything they own. kill them. take over their identity. convince everyone you know that you are the friend you killed. assimilate yourself into their life. lifehack. just fucking do it

fuyuhikopeko:

lifehackable:

More Daily Life Hacks Here

just steal your friends passwords. while youre at it, steal their credit card info too! steal everything they own. kill them. take over their identity. convince everyone you know that you are the friend you killed. assimilate yourself into their life. lifehack. just fucking do it

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